Typing Without Glasses (experimenting intro)

    This is an interesting experience, having to maintain two monitors in order to actually see the text that I am writing. This is a peculiar experience to not need eyewear of some kind in order to see what I'm doing. Normally, I fall about, running into inanimate objects, or animate ones if some unlucky individual happens to fall into my path -- much like those unlucky characters in action television or cinema where the characters are trapped inside their vehicle and a train is roaring towards them, while a black SUV pushes them onto the tracks. While they could move, merely pressing on the gas pedal and placing the car in gear -- like some light stricken dear or out of the cliche driven madness of a script writer whose got only 20 more minute to finish that scene before the latest episode of Young Justice comes on Cartoon Network -- they stand in awe of the coming doom and do nothing, or worse, try to put their car in reverse of all things and back up! Yes, people who fall into my path are like these -- unable to move for the awe-striking mass of my girth, and await the crushing inspiration that said mass will spell for their lives once they are supplanted by a tumbling ball of flesh and sinew.